Previously on the Darwin Legacy...Natasha, Vern, Quinn and Naomi went on a much needed vacation form the crazy old people. Thats pretty much it, actually. Quinn grew into a teenager and Fairfax grew into a child.
Let's start this out on a positive note! Yes, they do have a tent in their front yard...if that makes them rednecks, then so be it! Bruno and Natasha are both naturists!
Natasha: "Is he still there?"
Me: "Yep, he's still blankly staring at you."
Natasha: "Get me the Mace spray..."
Quinn: "DAMN YOU, ARMPITS! STOP STINKING!!!"
Nothing like frozen genitals to get rid of those damn bees!
Pedo Bear approves!!
Bruno: "We need to do movie night more often, cupcake."
Kennedy: "I agree. Next week, let's watch Titanic?"
Bruno: "OMG TIMELESS! We can reenact all the scenes! I CALL ROSE!
Kennedy: "Damn you, vile woman!"
You guys are doing it wrong! That is NOT how they dance at the party on third class!
Kennedy: "There you go! Good job! You don't even need me to hold your hips so you can aim better anymore!"
They're like vultures, you can always tell when someone is about to die...the cats gather.
Bye for the second time, Montanna. It's less painful this time...she was kinda bugging me.
Natasha: "Thank you for giving me the greatest night of pleasure I have ever known..."
Vern: "Eh, all in a day's work!"
Naomi: "Must. Eat. Every. Morsel!!!"
GAME 1
Natasha: "HAHAHA! Take that, you pussy-whooped BITCH!
Fairfax (in tears): "Mom...it's only Rock, Paper, Scissors."
GAME 2
Natasha: "DAMN YOU, YOU DEMON CHILD!"
Fairfax: "VICTORY!"
Do not be fooled by this facade. DO NOT BE FOOLED.
He's just spam-worthy. If I had the guts to do triple-heir I totally would, but that would be pure craziness!
Here is teen Naomi! Isn't she gorgeous? Her nose is perfection!
The get along so amazingly...one minute they are arguing/noogying, the next the are doing the "Kiss Kiss Darling"! Let's just hope they don't trade lovers or anything in the future...that could be sticky...in more ways than one. *wink wink*
Yep, he was fired. I require most of them to have a job at this point. They don't need the money, but I get tired of them being at home ALL THE TIME!
Yes, Kennedy IS ripping the nanny that nobody hired's face off.
Natasha's LTW #1! Her 2nd one is Woohoo 20 Sims, and I'm really not in the mood for that, so don't hold your breath. Also, you're welcome for the shower shot of Vern in the background.
This was Naomi's teenage love affair, but he's gone now, because a did a massive Townie/NPC massacre to generate new ones. I may need to do this again due to
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katu 's new face templates I just downloaded! AH!
Too bad, he woulda been a good lay for her!
ELDER BREAKDANCING SPAM
Quinn: "My grandparents are SOOOOO embarassing!"
Naomi: "Oh, just shut up and dance, bitch!"
Naomi: "Oh! You guys are here!" *fake smile*
Ummm, Quinn, you have a bit of ham on your forehead...
Naomi: "Ugh, my sister is SOOOOO embarassing..."
Bruno: "BEHOLD! MY CREATION! BWAHAHAH!!!"
"IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE!"
"I will name her...Deloris Van Cartier!"
So apparently ghosts can get jealous too? I definitely did not know that!
The older he gets the more he looks like Vern! Don't you think?
Deloris, the loving robot. I'm already really tempted to lock her out of the house during a thunderstorm...just for fun!
She fixes unnecessary meals and starts dance parties in the middle of the night. Neither of which do me any good.
LOL no sexual innuendos here, folks!
Put the pussy down and do household chores you bung hole!! If not, I will get the fierce hat-wearing maid back!!
Sooooooo tastey!
She is so worthless. She may need to be powered down and shoved in a corner until I really need her...
Naomi: "...Why is she staring at us?!"
Fairfax: "I dunno...maybe if we stand still she wont see us..."
Notice their dining room/kitchen make over? I was getting tired of the old way...
Maybe she was staring at the faces Naomi makes while eating? Just throwing that out there...
I have never seen this before, either! Thats awesome!!!
Bruno is no longer allowed to go on hikes. He either brings home bees, a skunk, or poison ivy. I'm pretty sure he's agoraphobic now, anyway.
Someone's lonely I see...
I guess Bruno finds Deloris' boxy figure and shiny metal exterior sexually pleasing.
Quinn: "My beauty...it is tainted!"
Fairfax needs some screen time...leotards and all!
He just randomly shows up every few days, even though he was fired. He may need to return soon, though.
Perfect witch candidate, Y/N?
Naomi: "This grilled cheese sure is well done!"
Naomi: "I'm just gonna let it simmer for a few..."
"OMG FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!"
Quinn: "Let's just get this outta the way...Who has more staying power, Britney or Christina?"
Naomi: "Britney"
Fairfax: "Christina"
Bruno: "Will you be joining Kennedy and I for movie night? This week it 'Titanic'. Clothing optional!"
Angry slap dance, huh?
OMG they started a slap dance line! I pretty much died!!
Ope! Deloris is out! She sucked anyway.
Vern is out!
He gets some facial hair to make him look more distinguished!
Fairfax: "Hey Mom! Look what I can do!!!"
I had Naomi call up the Head Master. It's almost generation 9 and I've never sent anyone to private school!
Vern sings "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid
Oh! What a trendy headmaster!
LOL as soon as he walked in Deloris and Bruno were making out. I guess he didn't approve?
No! Not moldy food! That will definitely lower my score!
Deloris: "Tell me, Head Master Bater, do you allow underage drinking on campus?"
I locked everyone else in the gym to hula so they wouldn't screw everything with the Head Master up.
Then of course, Deloris had to bring the Head Master up there for the tour. It all worked out amazingly though, and they got in!
More senseless slap dance spam...I promise, I'll tone it down next time.
We'll end with a little attempted murder. Hey, she rolled the want to soak in the hot tub! I just encouraged her!
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The end! Next time we will find lovers for our 3 generation 8'er's here, and one of them is GAAAAAAY! Clay Aiken style! Two of the spouses will be from 2 well known legacies, so that will be exciting! Who will it beeeeeeee??
2008-09-30 01:41 am (UTC)