
So what ever happened to Victoria, the first born of generation 7? Or what is going on with Natasha's twin, Borris? I really need to do more spares! They are a nice break from the sometimes monotonous legacy house!

Borris is still with his Montanna lookalike girlfriend, Ginger.

It's been a rough time for Borris! Ginger has been ~saving herself~ for her wedding night! So, Borris has been forced to suck on her arms if he wanted any type of sexual gratification.

Which is tonight! Pay no attention to the guests in the background, they are a bit spoilery for the generation 9 kids.

Such a beautiful bride!


Fairfax and Keira are the token drunk horny couple at the wedding!
AR is the token middle-aged man who still thinks he is a frat boy at the wedding! As evident by the next picture...



AR: "WOOHOO! Water filled condoms!"

Quinn: "Oh look! GEESE! Way more interesting than this wedding!"

Not long after the wedding, their first child is born. His name is Jethro!




AW! How cute is that! Ginger is OWNING the Victoria Beckham hair!

He definitely inherited Borris' chunky nose!

So! Ginger is definitely pregnant again!

Jethro: "SO, I don't think you should have this baby. Just send it back and forget about it! Maybe just a puppy instead?"

"YAY! No new brother or sister for me!"



So cute, yet so misled!

The babies finally came, much to Jethro's dismay. He is now on an around the clock homicide watch.

How adorable are they?! Identical twins Phillip and Lillian! Let me spam you with their glory...



They also got a puppy to grow with the children and named her Annabelle!


Phillip loves Annabelle!

Lillian loves YOU!



LOVE LOVE LOVE them! I don't care if it's unoriginal or whatever, I adore "human" sims with alien eyes!

Wow, apparently Annabelle grew up too!

Phillip: "WOAH! Annabelle, you need a breath mint!"

We'll leave Borris and friends with Jethro growing up!
Boring, I know, but what can ya do? I think Victoria's family will be a little more interesting!

She has pretty much looked the same since she was a teenager! She's definitely rocking the Cher hair, though!
Victoria: "If I could turn back tiooooome, If I could find a wooooah!"

Victoria: "OH! I bagged me a cop!"

His name is Komei or however you spell that townie name.



He moved in, proposed, all that fun stuff, but I know you are all really here for the babies! Right?!

Komei: "Heh! I did that! Heh!"

Yay for new pregnancy morphs! I must have missed that these were updated for FT and AL!

He is just so fierce!
Komei: Iam...Sasha Fierce!"

MMMHMM! Break me off a piece of THAT!

BABY TIME!


Infanthood is skipped in my spare updates, because it is WAY too boring to not cheat through it! Her name is Polly!

Komei: "This baby...WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?!"


Polly: "JAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"

She is basically irresistably adorable! Everyone thinks so.

She definitely looks more like Komei than Victoria.

Unfortunately, there was an...incident, and Komei was left sterile, so they decided to adopt! Her name is Arcadia!

Yes, Arcadia is crying if you couldn't tell!

Arcadia: "I m-m-miss my REAL parents!"
Komei: "But, honey, your mom is a street walker and your dad is serving 20 to life..."

Arcadia: Muahaha I've got the father RIGHT where I want him!

She is a rather dark child...perhaps to be compared to Samara Morgan?

She attacks Polly for no reason at all!



Arcadia: "Oh my God! You are so ugly! You are truly an abomination! Your freckles look like specks of dirt, you flithy disgusting pig!"

Poor Polly :( Give her hugs, people.

Aracadia: "Why's that bitch cryin'? If I was raised on hugs and kisses,I'd be giving her hugs and kisses, no?"

WARNING: Stay away during feeding!

Arcadia" BITCH! Yellow cars DO NOT fly! You babbling idiot!"

She is such a little bitch! Victoria should pull an Anna Morgan and throw her ass down the well!

I'm not liking this face, Arcadia.

Arcadia: "You are so UGLY, you went into the bathroom and scared the SHIT outta the toilet!"

Polly: "OH GOD! WHY amI so UGLYYYY?!"

Arcadia: "Dude! This toy box is DEFINITELY big enough to fit a small body!"

Arcadia: "I am watching you with that damn car."

Victoria: "This room is a pigsty, and you're a dirty pig boy!"
Komei: "But 'Mommy'..."
Victoria: "Don't 'Mommy me! Here's what happens to dirty pig boys!"
*thwack!*

I have never had such a demonic child!



I'm pretty much at the point of locking her in a room to throw tantrums and roll in her own filth.

Komei: "I don't know why I was ever on that mean old Arcadia's side!"

Victoria and Komei were fooling around with the mop handle and she got pregnant. With the terror that is Arcadia I didn't feel right exposing another child to her wrath, so Victoria took the morning after pill.

Polly! So tortured, yet so cute!

Pretty, but not as fierce as I was expecting.

I had Polly call up her great-great grandmother, K-Pax to help her get even with Arcadia...

Polly: "So mom's been on this Angelina Jolie kick and decided to adopt this bitch..."

"...and, um, we need to get rid of her."

K-Pax: "I have just the solution. I've been 'getting rid' of people for awhile now..."


Polly: "Thanks! I can always count on you when I need to take someone out!"


So, this is pretty much the best vampire skin ever IMO! It's from Rensim, and it has little veins and everything! Yay!

Polly: "I wanna show you something! I think it will be a great solution to our years of fighting..."

Arcadia: "Oh I love the taste of your cherry chapstick!"

Polly: "See? Don't you feel better?"
Arcadia: "Not...really..."
Polly: "Just wait a few...it'll kick in!"

Arcadia: "OMG YOU BIIIIIIIITCH..."
*is dead*

I loved the vampire skin so much that I decided to infect the rest of the family! Yay vampire clan!

Definitely fierce!

Komei: "I'm not much for incest, but..."

MMMMHMMMM! Feel free to suck my...blood.


Apparently he wasn't too into becoming a vampire. Oh well!
The End!
I hope you enjoyed it! Next legacy I promise there will be more little spares updates! Next post will be next weekend...probably Sunday. I need to play a little further to get an update together!

2008-10-26 09:13 pm (UTC)